Re: Easy Money on the NET
Thu, 23 Jan 1997 08:10:37 -0800
Kentaro Tanigaki wrote:
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TO: email@example.com Please pull the plug on this
If you aren't a professional idiot you have achieved an astounding
simulacrum of one.
1) Ponzi schemes are mathematically impossible - only the tip of the
pyramid rakes in the dough (from very sincere amateur idiots).
2) Ponzi schemes are US Federal felonious crimes. Soliciting across
state lines by wire (that's you, buster) is a free fire zone for the
Federal Bureau of Investigation. They love shooting mothers with babes
in arm and shooting teenagers in the back. Remember Ruby Ridge. (No,
wait, that was the BATF, Perhaps the FBI will subcontract your case).
3) If you want to get the really big $numbers, sell sex. You sure as
hell don't have the intellectual horsepower to vend intelligence.
Alan "Uncle Al" Schwartz
UncleAl0@ix.netcom.com ("zero" before @)
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children, Democrats, and most mammals)
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" The Net!