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Re: The Aryan Theory
hegeman@wchat.on.ca
Wed, 07 Aug 1996 13:21:25 -0400
In article <4u8413$fo9@dns.okc>, ksshadow@tulsa.oklahoma.net (G Sutton) wrote:
> a bunch of pseudo-scientific bullshit
Dear: G Sutton you have officially been flamed
[ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [x] Twit [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Cryogenic
[ ] Scammer [x] Troller [ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone
famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
cool
[x] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Give up your MSN account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Get Wrecked
[ ] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[x] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or get off the usenet
[ ] All of the above
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