FW: studentadvising...what one shouldn't say

Bosley_J (BosleyJ@ORE.PSB.BLS.GOV)
Fri, 1 Mar 1996 11:51:00 EST

Matthew Hill (mhhill@watarts.uwaterloo.ca) writes:

>>One of my former colleagues would retort
when called professor "That is the title given to the piano player in
a brothel". I have only known one person with such experience and I never
thought to ask him what he was called in that phase.<<

I belong to a very high-class club named E Clampus Vitus whose members are
known familiarly as "Clampers." One of the club's mottoes is: "For God's
sake don't tell my mother I'm a Clamper; she thinks I play piano in a