Arthur L. Baron (abaron@STU.ATHABASCAU.CA)
Fri, 12 Jul 1996 11:14:18 MDT
> Maybe this cat should see that psychologist?
> Smart enough to dial 911, after being dumb enough to swallow a flea
> collar! Maybe it was a less than hairy-chested male cat.
"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. This is a recording."
"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly."
"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2."
"If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6."
"If you are paraniod-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just
stay on the line until we can trace the call."
"If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press."
"If you are manic-depressive, it dosen't matter which number you press. No one
"Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline."