Re: BELL CURVE CRITIC EXPOSED?
Francis Muir (francis@pangea.Stanford.EDU)
1 Feb 1995 01:23:27 GMT
Someone has to liven this rather dreadful thread up a bit and I believe
it is my turn, so here is the longest sig in all creation to terminate the
longest ditto thread.
Philomath
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__( )_ While Eeyore frets ...
( (o____ and Piglet hesitates ...
| | and Rabbit calculates ...
| (__/ and Owl pontificates
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/ \ \___/ ...Pooh just is.
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| | |__|_HUNNY |
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\ /_ (henry@fielding.demon.co.uk)
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__( )_ "Oh, bother!" said Pooh.
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| (__/ I can't get out of this .sig!
\ / ___ Whatever am I to do?"
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__( )_ "That's okay." said Rabbit, whose life
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| (__/ "I'll just take away your
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/ \ \___/ you out when you've | ||||
/ ^ / \ lost enough weight." | |||| ________
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__( )_ "Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
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__( )_ And so, Rabbit went on his merry way.
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__( )_ And by-and-by, Pooh would entertain
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| | about the shitload of honey he would
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| (__/ "My goodness, Pooh!" _
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__( )_ "Yes," agreed Pooh.
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__( )_ "What I wouldn't give for
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"Oh shit!" said Rabbit.
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