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Re: Brain disease found to be the cause of professor's ridiculous postings
juliet (abc@ppp.nasionet.net)
Sat, 14 Dec 1996 11:00:40 +0800
Yuri Kuchinsky wrote:
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> Ed Conrad (edconrad@prolog.net) wrote:
> : >>> yuku@io.org (Yuri Kuchinsky) wrote:
> : >Ed Conrad (edconrad@prolog.net) wrote:
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> : >: Then I spent six years studying at the University of Uncommon Sense :
> >: where, as you can imagine, the highest marks went to the students who :
> >: had arrived brainwashed and therefore possessed the least bit of : >:
> common sense.
>
> : >: To give you some idea of our course of study, every six weeks we were
> : >: given a basic truth and, rather coyly, had to transform it into a :
> >: fabrication. In other words, we had to make it look like an outright :
> >: lie.
>
> : >>> Ed,
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> : >>> The above indicates to me that you're in the grip of a severe case of
> : >>> delusionary paranoia, with an exacerbated persecution complex thrown in.
> : >>> Seek help immediately. All is not lost.
>
> : ~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> : And YOU, Professor Kuchinsky, appear to be suffering from
> : a brain disease in the general vicinity of the Superior Medullary
> : Velum.
>
> "Professor Kuchinsky" replies:
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> These are big words, Ed. I suppose you're sure that anybody who's using
> such long words couldn't be an idiot?
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> : It is rare but, fortunately, not unusual.
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> : This deteriorating condition has adversely affected your good
> : ol' common sense since it has caused a serious blockage
> : in your portholes to openmindedness.
>
> Openmindedness? Yes, I can see you demonstrated it abundantly.
>
> : Sadly, Professor Kuchinsky, I regret to inform you there is a visible
> : adverse effect.
> : You'll soon notice that your testacles will begin turning a bright
> : canary yellow, speckled with tiny green growths approximately
> : the size of sesame seeds .
>
> What is this, Ed? Should we really be expecting such silly school-yard
> taunts from the Defender of The Truth, the Colour Guard of Scientific
> Objectivity, Ed Conrad, Hisself? Aren't you slipping here a little?
>
> Get help, Ed. Please understand, exhibiting your psychological disorders
> on the Usenet for all to see is not the best way of dealing with them...
>
> Evolutionistically yours,
>
> Yuri.
>
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