Re: If god exists, what created god?
Rodney Wines (R_WINES@TRZCL1)
26 Apr 1995 15:44:34 GMT
In <cbwillisD7MoM9.7I2@netcom.com> cbwillis@netcom.com writes:
> God is birthless and deathless, eternal, omnipresent.
Interesting theory, but where're your facts to support it?
Since I read that post in "alt.folklore.science", I thought it'd be a good
idea to give a scientific slant to this discussion. I don't know who wrote
the following, but I got a chuckle out of it:
Why God never got tenure:
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning
the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his
tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
===================================================================
| Internet: rodney.wines@alcatel.ch | "I always wanted roots, |
| X.400: c=CH a=arCom p=Alcatel | but if I can't have roots |
| s=Wines g=Rodney | I'll have wings." |
===================================================================
|