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Re: I Actually Saw a Live Pith...
Bonedaddy (parker7@uwindsor.ca)
Fri, 4 Aug 1995 17:22:45 GMT
On Fri, 4 Aug 1995, BARD wrote:
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> Sir, your remarks were uncalled for...
>
> I made a simple assertion.
>
> I was prepared to discuss in length had anyone shown me the
> simple courtesy of emailing me for the particulars.
>
> You'll recall they laughed at Christopher Columbus when he
> said the world was round; the Wright Brothers before Kitty Hawk;
> the New York Mets in... Scratch that... I think you get the point..
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> Which is, of course, that which often seems unlikely ain't
> necessarily so.
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> So, you don't believe there are any more little furry creatures with
> brains as small as Phil Nicoll's running around in jungle?
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> Why? Why? Why?
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> I know, because the fossil record, the old, goddamn fossil record
> doesn't support such an hypothesis, right?
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> Well, does the fossil record explain how an idiot like Phil Nicholls
> survived evolution, answer me that, huh, huh?
>
> Does a bag of old dusty bones explain how his ancestors slipped
> through the gene pool undetected?
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> And what about your ancestors with a stupid name like "Yee"?
>
> I mean, how much larger than the apith's can your brain be?
>
> In fact, I bet apiths were taller than you, too, you little
> malnourished dwarf. And no, I'm not talking Bosei, I'm talking
> Afarensis... Yeah, the little dinky ones...
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> In fact, I bet Lucy was even taller than you, you little squirt...
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> Yeah, I don't have to take no gruff from you. I did my time in
> Vietnam..
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> But I digress....
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> So, in passing, just let me say,
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> You can kiss my ass, Mr. Fucking Yee.
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> If you can jump that high...
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> BARD
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>
So how do we get rid of this gimp...I replied to the vote and that
didn't work...what next?
Michael Parker | Sex is hereditary...if your parents
T.A., Hon. B.A. Anthropology | never had it, chances are you
University of Windsor | won't either.
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