folkore & cars

John Staeck (staeckjp@MARTIN.LUTHER.EDU)
Thu, 30 Nov 1995 14:20:32 -0600

There is also the story of the rather niave northern Wisconsin man who
bought a new conversion van, complete with fridge and all sorts of goodies.
While taking it out on his first long drive he activated the cruise control
and went to the fridge to get a beer. Of course the van crashed and the
poor fellow was left to explain that he thought the cruise control would
drive the van for him.
Reads something like "You might be a redneck if..."

cheers - john

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