Tom Riley (triley@VMD.CSO.UIUC.EDU)
Wed, 2 Nov 1994 12:39:02 +0000

And then there's the story of the young archaeologist who just got his PhD.
His mother, mistaking what he had spent all those years doing, responded,
"Thank goodness. Now you can get a good job with an oil company and make
some money."

Thomas J. Riley
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign