Re: Hello?

John Pastore (venture@CANCUN.RCE.COM.MX)
Mon, 20 May 1996 08:10:52 +0000

On 20 May 96 at 17:47, JOHN HOOPES wrote:

> Anybody there?

For one, I just got back. Just as the neo-Nazis were arriving,
someone stole a fiberoptic cable in Mexico City, so the local server
says. I've got three days to catch up. I'm trying to remember where I
got left off --Mae West, believe?

Yep, I think she had just swatted the Marx Brothers and W.C. Fields
into submission. They were tied and bundled on a sofa in a room not
unlike the one those two little ol' ladies from 'Arsenic and Old
Lace' had. Their cigars were smashed and wisping in the astray on the
living rooms center table. Mae was ascending the stairway that those
two little ol' ladies brother thought was San Juan Hill. Harpo,
Chico, Groucho, and W.C. were agog, when, about three-quarters up,
she stopped, turned, lifted her lungs, looked them straight in the
eye, squinted seductively, opened her mouth, and went: wonk, wonk!

I hope I didn't miss anything.

Ka Xiik Keech Ya Utzil,

John Pastore
Writer/Guide in 'El Mayab'
("The Mayan Homeland")