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Tenure-Track Position :) (fwd)
Jacinta Miller (jascraig@GEKO.NET.AU)
Wed, 21 Feb 1996 17:18:27 +1100
On a lighthearted note:
>>WHY GOD NEVER GOT TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
>> -by Anonymous
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>>He had only one major publication.
>>It was in Hebrew.
>>It had no references.
>>It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
>>Some doubt that he wrote it himself.
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>>It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
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>>His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
>>The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
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>>He never applied to the Review Board for permission to use human subjects.
>>When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from his sample.
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>>He rarely came to class, jost told students to read the Book.
>>Some say he had his son teach the class.
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>>He expelled his first two students for learning.
>>Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
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>>His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
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>>[Printed in the 08 February 1996 edition of The UConn Professional (Med.
>>School Newspaper)]
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