Re: Are Ties Phallocarps?
30 Oct 95 01:24:08 -0400

In article <46j51g$>, (Thomas Clarke) writes:
> Now if you look at a man (woman?) wearing a tie just right, you
> see a head with a giant colorful penis. Could the tie thus
> be stimulating instinctual brain centers that respond to penis size
> as a status display?
> Tom Clarke

Most likely the tie is cutting off circulation to the brain.
(you wouldn't happen to be wearing a tie right now, would you?)