World's Most Important Rock Found In Ed's head.

Troy Messer (
2 Dec 1996 01:38:33 GMT

I saw this news report the other day. Ed stepped in front of a
truck that he guessed was 1.2 million years old and immobile.
Unfortunately, the driver was late in his delivery of pickeled eggs and
didn't see poor ole and ran over his head. Apparently the truck popped
his head wide open. Many witnesses report the smell of flatulence. Two
things were apparently in his head: one of those pet rocks that were
popular in the `70's and a not from God saying, "IOU one brain. Signed
The Big One."