Re: I Actually Saw a Live Pith...BARD (email@example.com)
Fri, 4 Aug 1995 03:10:13 GMT
In article <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
Sir, your remarks were uncalled for...
I made a simple assertion.
I was prepared to discuss in length had anyone shown me the
You'll recall they laughed at Christopher Columbus when he
Which is, of course, that which often seems unlikely ain't
So, you don't believe there are any more little furry creatures with
Why? Why? Why?
I know, because the fossil record, the old, goddamn fossil record
Well, does the fossil record explain how an idiot like Phil Nicholls
Does a bag of old dusty bones explain how his ancestors slipped
And what about your ancestors with a stupid name like "Yee"?
I mean, how much larger than the apith's can your brain be?
In fact, I bet apiths were taller than you, too, you little
In fact, I bet Lucy was even taller than you, you little squirt...
Yeah, I don't have to take no gruff from you. I did my time in
But I digress....
So, in passing, just let me say,
You can kiss my ass, Mr. Fucking Yee.
If you can jump that high...