Re: Something NOT serious!!!!!!!

thomas w kavanagh (tkavanag@INDIANA.EDU)
Wed, 8 May 1996 08:53:45 -0500

It's a slow day, with little mail and nothing else to do.

On Wed, 8 May 1996, Deus Ex Machina wrote:

> Ok I got this from my friend who got it from the UGA humor digest.
> I cannot verify whether or not its an actual letter, but it is very
> funny. --Matthew Joanis

It is very easy to verify that this is a not an "actual letter." Each of
the first five lines contains an objective error:

1) Any letter that starts off

> > THIS IS AN ACTUAL LETTER FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE SMITHSONIAN.

is not.

2) There is no such division as the

> > Paleoanthropology Division

3) The name of the insititution is not

> > Smithsonian Institute
^^^^^^^^^
it is Institution
^^^^^^^^^^^
4) The street address is not

> > 207 Pennsylvania Avenue

The address of the National Museum of Natural History (wherein lies
anthropology) is

10th and Constitution, N.W.

5) The zip code is not

> > Washington, DC 20078

but has always been 20560. [Zip codes for Pennsylvania Ave range from
20001-20010, and 20037. There is apparently no 20078 in D.C.]

Now, as for whether the contents of the letter are "very funny," that is
a subjective response. :-)

tk